UR LIFE UR CHOICE UR WAY!!! WANT SOMETHING??? STAND UP..WALK.. GO N GET IT BY URSELF !!!!
Can you find someone here?
57% Asians
21% Europeans
14% Americans (northern and southern)
8% Africans
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52% women
48% men
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70% coloured-skins
30% caucasians
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89% heterosexuals
11% homosexuals
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6 people would own 59% of the whole world wealth and all of them will be from the
80% would have bad living conditions
70% would be uneducated
50% underfed
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1 would die
2 would be born
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1 would have a computer
1 (only one) will have higher education
Also think about the following -
This morning, if you woke up healthy, then you are happier than the 1 million people that will not survive next week.
If you never suffered a war,
the loneliness of the jail cell, the agony of torture,
or hunger,
you are happier than 500 million people in the world.
If you can enter into a mosque or church or temple without fear of jail or death, you are happier then 3 million people in the world.
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If there is a food in your fridge,
you have shoes and clothes,
you have bed and a roof,
you are richer then 75% of the people in th e world.
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If you have bank account, money in your wallet and some coins in the money-box,
you belong to the 8% of the people on the world, who are well-to-do.
If you read this you are three times blessed because:
1. somebody just thought of you…
2. you don’t belong to the 200 million people that cannot read.
3. and…… you have a computer!
ALZHEIMERS’ EYE TEST
Count every ” F ” in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…
(SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 — no joke. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F’s before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.The brain cannot process “OF”.Incredible or what? Go back and look again!
Anyone who counts all 6 “F’s” on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Its not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked....HEHEHEHEHEHE...JGN MARAH AH...
2. Bring food
· Mentaati Allah SWT dan mengerjakan segala perintah suami selagi tdak melanggar perintah Allah.
· Bersikap malu terhadap suami.
· Berdiam diri ketika suami sedang berkata-kata, baru berbicara setelah ia selesai berbicara.
· Berdiri tegak sebagai tanda hormat semasa ia datang dan pergi.
· Sentiasa menyerahkan diri kepadanya apabila ia memerlukannya.
· Memakai wangi-wangian di hadapan suami.
· Menjaga mulut daripada bau-bauan yang tidak menyenangkan.
· Tidak mengkhianati dan berlaku curang terhadapnya ketika ketiadaan suami.
· Sentiasa menghormati keluarga suami .
· Bersyukur di atas apa yang disediakan oleh suami.
· Tidak berpuasa sunat tanpa kebenaran suami.
· Tidak keluar rumah kecuali dengan izin suami.
Aku hanya seorang suami yang menerima setulus hati seorang isteri.
Janji yang termeterai di musim yang lalu.
Salam ku hulur buat menyapa hatimu nan luhur.
Bersamalah kita harungi derita yang datang.
Bersatulah kita tempuhi nikmat yang bertandang.
Denai perkahwinan pasti dihujani air mata.
Biar kita rasa: Rupanya kebahagiaan rumah tangga itu sangat tinggi maharnya.
Isteri ku sayang…
Tidak abang tagihkan setiamu,
sesetia Hawa kepada Adam.
Atau kerinduan menggila yang sangat dalam.
Cuma terimalah kehadiranku seadanya di sudut tersuci di dalam hatimu…..
sebagai seorang isteri sejujur hati.
Sejujurnya dari hati seorang yang bergelar LELAKI DI HATIMU….
Sabtu 22 Mei 2010
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